Normal stripes are kind of boring, mix it up with this subtle wave stripe pattern.  "Dude, you get the best barrels ever, dude.  Just like you pull in and you just get spit right out of 'em.  And you just drop in and smack the lip - waaapaaam! - drop down - baaaahhh.  And then after that you just drop in and just ride the barrel and get pitted, so pitted"